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only a professional can diagnose these disorders
2002-04-28@2:00 a.m.

DisorderRating
Paranoid:Moderate
Schizoid:Low
Schizotypal:High
Antisocial:Moderate
Borderline:Moderate
Histrionic:High
Narcissistic:Moderate
Avoidant:Very High
Dependent:High
Obsessive-Compulsive:High

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Just taking this test was depressing. I thought about printing it out and taking it to my next session, but I'm afraid my shrink might laugh at me. Argh.

I blame all my psychological disorders on pop up ads. They are the main source of frustration throughout my day and haunt me into the night. So not only are they responsible for me being crazy they are also the cause behind my insomnia. If I ever commit a crime, this will be my defense and there is no doubt in my mind that it would be a successful one.

Or perhaps I can use the VCR defense. I'm insane because it is impossible for my family to own a VCR for more than a year and not have something in it break. Our newest one is a little over two years old. The rewind function stopped working last year and tonight it decided to eat one of my season one Angel tapes(no worries, I got it out without breaking the tape.) And then it gets the idea in its head that it just doesn't want to play anything, period.

There's not a jury in the land that would convict me.

< thick as thieves - my sims have better furniture than I do >

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Name: MsMongi aka Kim
AIM: Lola_N_Slacks

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People who make me feel dumb:

lizabeth1st
mmqc
ms-m
berrywine
heidiann
pillow-wept
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