subtext in the multiplex
2002-05-10@7:28 a.m.

So my mom knows I have a thing about guys getting it on, but I don't think she realized how serious it was until I explained my ability to watch the most boring movies with a reasonable amount of enjoyment. I like Tobey Maguire (duh), I also like Ang Lee movies, so watching Ride with the Devil seemed like a really good idea when it popped up on cable the other night. Nothing else on anyway so Mom settled in to watch it with me. About an hour into the film (the boys are living in a hole and Jewell's being all annoying like she does) Mom turns to me and asks if I'm as bored as she is. And I say, without really thinking about it, "The movie in my head is much more interesting. Tobey and Skeet have been getting it on for the last half hour." She told me I have a dirty mind.

As if she didn't already know. She plays casino games on the computer every Tuesday during Smallville so I make a point to let her know when Clark and Lex are flirting. "Mom! Lex gave Clark a sword. A sword, Mom, do you know what that means?!"

When poor Skeet was getting ready to kick the bucket (I don't care if you haven't seen it, it sucked) he reached up and gave Tobey's face a tender caress. I turned to my mother and said, "I told you so." And she agreed that they were most definitely a couple. Today, my mother, tomorrow, the WB. Cause really Clark, just kiss him already!

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